Last night, Kate McKinnon won the American Comedy Award for her hilarious work on Saturday Night Live.
After getting on stage, and mock-bawling, McKinnon thanked the crowd for her "non-Oscar."
"I really can't believe I get to be in this room tonight with so many people I admire, and I just want to say I'm currently being treated for pink eye," she said to a room full of laughs. "That's pink eye, the elementary school disease where filthy children go to the bathroom and then rub their eye."
McKinnon was up against fellow SNL player Vanessa Bayer, Aubrey Plaza of Parks and Recreation, Chelsea Peretti of Brooklyn Nine Nine, and Julie Bowen of Modern Family.
Here is the full list of winners:
Comedy Supporting Actress, TV: Kate McKinnon, Saturday Night Live
Comedy Supporting Actor, TV: Bill Hader, Saturday Night Live
Comedy Actor, Film: Will Ferrell, Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
Comedy Director, Film: Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, This Is The End
Club Comic of the Year: Maria Bamford
Alternative Comedy Series: Key & Peele, Comedy Central
Comedy Directing, TV: Peter Atencio, Key & Peele
Comedy Special of the Year: Louis C.K., Oh My God
Comedy Actress, TV: Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Comedy Screenplay: Katie Dippold, The Heat
Comedy Writing, TV: Modern Family
Late-Night Talk Show: (tie) The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and The Colbert Report (Comedy Central)
Viral Video of the Year: "Bad Lip Reading: The NFL"
Comedy Actress, Film: Melissa McCarthy, The Heat
Concert Comic: Jim Gaffigan
Comedy Film: This Is The End
Comedy Television Series: Parks and Recreation
And her insane acceptance speech: