5. Don't be afraid to ask us questions though.
It's OK to ask us things, however dumb they might seem (unless it's "Which do you prefer?" 200 times, of course - see number 7). We'd rather you did that than sat and stewed on a big pile of misconceptions and let them sabotage the relationship. If you want to ask us exactly how men and women have sex and what it feels like, go ahead (we'll only laugh a little bit, honest). If you want to ask us when we first realized we were bi, go ahead. If you want to ask us if we miss men, we'll tell you for the 200th time that we don't. Please, actually, don't ask us 200 times.