How To Throw The Perfect 'Orange Is The New Black' Out Party

It’s finally here! The third season of Orange Is The New Black airs is on Netflix and lesbians everywhere have taken the day off and been counting down. All over the world, if you listen carefully, you’ll hear the sound of every LGBT door slamming shut as we settle ourselves in for a marathon.

But why do it alone? Here’s everything you’ll need to throw your very own Orange Is The New Black-Out party. Basically, where you get all your friends together, dress up, watch OITNB and get blackout drunk. Just like Piper on Furlow.

THE CLOTHES

Order your orange jumpsuit from eBay mens section, as society feels like this is the only appropriate option for women wanting prison-wear –

Well done, society.

You can find your orange uniform with free handcuffs thrown from eBay seller odsl_uk

Alex Vause Glasses

No OITNB outfit would be complete without the now iconic Alex Vause Eyewear. Pick up some statement frames at SelectSpecs.com

FOOD AND DRINK

Of course you’ll be drinking Hooch, and here’s a great recipe from ehow.co.uk

And even better if you can serve it in authentic OITNB prison cups, found here at amarara.com

All food must of course be served in lockdown style. Get hold of these Lichfield Style trays from Etsy Seller TheOldTimeJunkShop

ENTERTAINMENT

Aside from marathon watching Orange Is The New Black, there are some things you can do to liven up the party.

Order these Pornstache style moustache stickers from Etsy and stick one to your TV screen. Every time the any of the characters faces matches perfectly with the ‘tashe, everyone must yell “Pornstasche!” Last person to yell drinks.

About the Author: E J Rosetta is an LGBT Columnist and coffee addict living in Hampshire with her spoiled cat, Hendricks. More ramblings can be found on Facebook or via Twitter @EJRosetta