Sam Smith Says Ed Sheeran Gave Them An Enormous Two-Ton Penis
“I’m gonna have to get it craned into my house.”
Sam Smith has a six-foot-long, two-ton penis. That’s not a joke (or a brag), just a fact.
Clarkson asked Sheeran about a recent “trophy” they received and Smith began laughing. “Oh my God... It’s actually wild. I thought it was a joke, but it’s a six-foot-two marble penis,” Smith confessed. “It’s two tons, and I’m gonna have to get it craned into my house.”
As for what he’s actually going to do with it, Smith said they has plans. “Well, I want to turn it into a fountain, which I think will be hard to do.”
Turns out Smith isn’t the first one to receive such an honor. This is apparently the second time Sheeran has gifted someone “a concrete penis”; Sir Elton John received one as well, of course.
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John previously shared the story on the Australian program show The Carrie and Tommy Show. “I suggested to [my husband] David [Furnish] that I should put it in the garden. And he said, ‘No, we have children,’” the legendary musician recalled, noting that it was now “hidden in an area in the house where they wouldn’t see it.”
“But it’s a beautifully made penis. What can I tell you?” John said. “What do you buy the man who has everything? A huge marble penis!”
Naturally, when Smith opened up about Sheeran’s gift, Clarkson wanted to know if they had given his new artwork a name. They hadn’t, so the two brainstormed one. Smith suggested both “Philip” and “Kevin” — the latter Clarkson rejected for reminding her of Home Alone — then she suggested one that stuck: “Duke of Hastings” after the Bridgerton season one heartthrob played by Simon Basset.
Sheeran just took being an ally to a whole new (literally rock-hard) level.
Watch Sam Smith talk about the penis statue Ed Sheeran gifted them below.
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