10 Thoughts You Have When Your Bladder Destroys Your Sex Life

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Things are heating up. You’re in bed making out. Pants are on the floor. Then the unspeakable happens: you have to pee. The ultimate cock block. A flood of thoughts goes through your mind at once.
1. Not now.  This has to be a joke. Why does this happen EVERY TIME?
2. Didn’t I just pee? 
You just peed 20 minutes ago to avoid this exact situation. How do you have to go again?

3. I can hold it. 

At least it’ll make you last longer.

4. Will I still be able to finish? 

Ugh. Probably not.

5. What if I pee during sex? 

Aren’t boners supposed to make it so you can’t pee?  Isn’t that a thing?

6. It would only be a little bit. 

He wouldn’t even notice.

7. Would he be into that? 

Or you could just go for it and see what happens . . . hmm, maybe not.

8. I wonder if I could sneak away to pee without him noticing. 

I'll just sneak out, quiet as a church mouse ...  

9. It won’t ruin everything. 

It’s not like he’s going anywhere anyway.

10. Fine. I’ll stop everything, tuck away my business, and go pee. 

Is it even worth it at this point? Yeah, probably...