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10 Thoughts You Have When Your Bladder Destroys Your Sex Life

10 Thoughts You Have When Your Bladder Destroys Your Sex Life

10 Thoughts You Have When Your Bladder Destroys Your Sex Life

Why does this always happen?

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Things are heating up. You’re in bed making out. Pants are on the floor. Then the unspeakable happens: you have to pee. The ultimate cock block. A flood of thoughts goes through your mind at once.
1. Not now. Not okay Sherlock Gif This has to be a joke. Why does this happen EVERY TIME?
2. Didn’t I just pee? Oh for Fuck's Sake Gif
You just peed 20 minutes ago to avoid this exact situation. How do you have to go again?

3. I can hold it. Spongebob I don't need water gif

 

At least it’ll make you last longer.

4. Will I still be able to finish? No elf gif

Ugh. Probably not.

5. What if I pee during sex? Peeing Statue Gif

Aren’t boners supposed to make it so you can’t pee?  Isn’t that a thing?

6. It would only be a little bit. john krasinski a little bit gif

He wouldn’t even notice.

7. Would he be into that? Not sure what to do office gif

Or you could just go for it and see what happens . . . hmm, maybe not.

8. I wonder if I could sneak away to pee without him noticing. Family guy peter falling down stairs gif

I'll just sneak out, quiet as a church mouse ...  

9. It won’t ruin everything. You ruined everything gif

It’s not like he’s going anywhere anyway.

10. Fine. I’ll stop everything, tuck away my business, and go pee. New girl- you happy now gif

Is it even worth it at this point? Yeah, probably... 

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Zachary Zane

Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.

Zachary Zane is a writer, YouTube influencer, and activist whose work focuses on (bi)sexuality, gender, dating, relationships, and identity politics. Check out his YouTube channel here.