\u201cWhen I saw that my tarot card app's "card of the day" was the three of swords, I had a feeling Betsy DeVos would be confirmed\u201d

— claritin girl (@claritin girl) 1486507589

\u201cElementary math under Betsy Devos\nQ: Ned and Sheryl each have 4 apples. Who has more apples?\nA: Whomever Mike Pence decides has more apples.\u201d

— Stephen Colbert (@Stephen Colbert) 1486492461

\u201cBetsy Devos was confirmed as Secretary of Education today... wonders if this had anything to do with it?\u201d

— Rogelio Garcia Lawyer (@Rogelio Garcia Lawyer) 1486505809

\u201cUntil now I've been only applying to jobs I'm qualified for.\n\nThat changes today. #Devos\u201d

— Space Force (@Space Force) 1486504881

\u201c@wilw\u201d

— Autistic\ud83e\udd16Guy\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08 (@Autistic\ud83e\udd16Guy\ud83c\udff3\ufe0f\u200d\ud83c\udf08) 1486504354

\u201cSadly Big Bird is more qualified. #DeVos\u201d

— John Cohen (@John Cohen) 1486502489

\u201cHow are teachers supposed to hold their students accountable for plagiarizing when Melania Trump and Betsy DeVos weren't????\u201d

— Amee Vanderpool (@Amee Vanderpool) 1486500805

\u201cRaise your hand if you've played someone unqualified before and are available to play DeVos on SNL this weekend.\u201d

— david nussbaum (@david nussbaum) 1486499399

\u201cOur Secretary of Education: Betsy DeVos\u201d

— Dr. Pothering (@Dr. Pothering) 1486497862

\u201cBetsy DeVos Education Curriculum\n1) Defending Against Grizzly Bears\n2) Introductory to Creationism\n3) Abstinence 101\n4) Science is bullshit!\u201d

— Michael Blackman (@Michael Blackman) 1486496009

\u201cMaybe Trump appointed Betsy DeVos as Secretary of Education so that every child is as bad at spelling as himself.\u201d

— Michael Blackman (@Michael Blackman) 1486495997