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Zooey Deschanel Voted Most Likely Lesbian One Night Stand by Straight Women in Esquire Poll

Zooey Deschanel Voted Most Likely Lesbian One Night Stand by Straight Women in Esquire Poll

Esquire recently conducted a survey and a some of these answers may surprise our lesbian pals. The most votes went to Zooey Deschanel. Megan Fox as a close second, followed by Beyonce and Rachel Maddow, Adriana Lima and Minka Kelly. Best Looking: Christina Hendricks, followed by Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, Zoe Saldana and Michelle Obama. Most Admirable? Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama, Ellen DeGeneres, Oprah Winfrey or Sarah Palin.

Esquire recently conducted a survey on the "American Women," just which American we aren't sure but here it is.

Nearly 10,000 (we assume) straight women shared their political, financial and sexual opinions. The average age was 27.

In the survey, women were asked:

"If you are/were a lesbian, which of these women would you most want to sleep with?"

We were certainly surprised that at 31 percent, the most votes, went to Zooey Deschanel. Who knew?

Of course, Megan Fox came in a close second with 20 percent of the votes, followed by Beyonce and Rachel Maddow tied at 15 percent (nice visual!), Victoria Secret Angel Adriana Lima came in at 14 percent and lastly was Derek Jeter's gal, Minka Kelly, at 6 percent. First off, it's nice to see one bona fide lesbian in the bunch and secondly, who the hell are Adriana Lima and Minka Kelly?

Also, according to the survey, 89 percent of straight gals support gay marriage.

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Best Looking Woman went to Christina Hendricks, a die-hard favorite, a choice we at SheWired can not refute. 

The runners-up were: Michelle Obama, Adriana Lima, Megan Fox, Zoe Saldana, Zac Efron (why not Justin Bieber?) and Jessica Alba.

Which brings us to Ellen DeGeneres, who was voted the third most admirable woman...we concur!

Most AdmirableWoman in America?

Hillary Clinton 29%

Michelle Obama 19%

Ellen DeGeneres 16%

Oprah Winfrey 12%

Sarah Palin 3%

Other 21% 

And of course, no survey is complete without this question:

How often do you masturbate?

Never 14%

1 to 2 times a month 30%

1 to 2 times a week 41%

Once a day 14%

And this is how we know that it was really 10,000 heterosexual women who responded to the survey:

How do you feel about receiving oral sex?

I don't like it. 10%

It's nice every once in a while. 44%

It's a necessary part of foreplay. 35%

I'd rather have that than intercourse. 10%

Read the complete survey at

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