13 Reasons We Think Nick the Gardener Is a Greek God

Nick the Gardener rose to fame during his stint on The Ellen DeGeneres Show and subsequently became a viral sex symbol due to his incredibly good looks.

However, the perfection that is Nick cannot be explained by a simple diet or workout plan. The perfection that is Nick must be the work of ancient gods. Here are the 13 reasons we’re convinced he's a Greek god.

1. For starters, his name isn’t Nick.

2. And, he's not a gardener. 

3. His real name is Billy.

4. His body was probably chiseled out of stone.

5. He has a Zeus-like physique.

6. The beauty of Aphrodite.

7. And, he's admired like Adonis.

8. He's got a booty like David (not a god, but still hot).

9. He rarely wears clothing. 

10. He could be on the cover of a Greek romance novel. 

 

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Dec 9, 2015 at 4:01pm PST

11. It is impossible to resist his overwhelming sex-appeal.

12. Hell, even Ellen thinks he’s sexy.

13. Nick the Gardener is a god living amongst men.