7 Things We'd Like to See Happen to the Anti-Gay Pastor Caught on Grindr

By now, most of us have heard about anti-gay Michigan pastor Matt Makela who got caught browsing Grindr for bottoms and naked cuddles. Aw.

Well, while there's certainly a lot of negative things to say about this story, let's imagine the most positive outcome:

1. Ex-pastor Matt Makela comes to terms with his fabulousness.

2. He comes out to his friends, family and congregation.

3. They welcome him with open arms!

4. He apologizes for all the terrible anti-LGBT statements he's made in the past.

5. He releases an EDM single based on his experience — it becomes the club hit of the summer.

6. He updates his Grindr profile with more flattering photos.

7. He finds the perfect buddy to cuddle with.

Aw! Yay! Let's hope this fairy tale comes true.