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"Ex-Lesbian" Launches Crowdfunder for New "Straight" Makeover

"Ex-Lesbian" Launches Crowdfunder for New "Straight" Makeover

"Ex-Lesbian" Launches Crowdfunder for New "Straight" Makeover

Because, apparently, pretty dresses are expensive.

Las Vegas resident Chelsie René woke up last week with a startling revelation: she'd suddenly turned straight. Bummer. With this in mind, she decided the best move was to set up a GoFundMe page to replace her "boy" clothes with frilly ladies' things. So far she's raised $430 of her $1000 target, because some people are just plain stupid. "Let me assure you, this straight journey is nowhere near cheap" she laments on the page, which is entitled "She loved her, she chose Him. "Right now I am humbly asking for any help at all to contribute towards the necessities of embracing this feminine side of me. If able, I aspire to travel accross (sic) country and share my testimony. Anything helps, prayer is beyond appreciated if nothing else. Thank you so much in advance for all of your positive support. God bless!!"

In case anyone thought René was being a cheapskate, she assures readers that her all her Vans 'n' stuff will go to deserving folks who might need them. "Its (sic) been one week, therefore I do still have a closet full of everything I have accumilated (sic) over many years to hide who I was... as far as my boy clothing, shoes, cologne, hats, etc. I aspire to donate every single piece to young individuals in need more then me." Whether these folks are going to be bois or boys remains to be seen.

 

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