Lesbian Financial Guru Suze Orman Blasts Bush over Economy

Lesbian financial guru Suze Orman blasted former President George W. Bush demanding he pay back the American people for the financial crisis he helped to create while in office.

Orman, the hot and often terrifying financial wizard and host of her own CNBC show on finance, told Women's Wear Daily:

Commander in Chief? You blew up every single financial vessel we had and if you think you aren't personally responsible, well, the blame starts at the top. There is no higher top than you, SIR! If I were you, I would feel so absolutely horrific that I would take every penny I had and distribute it to anybody and everybody to help them in whatever way I could. You owe the American people every penny of your fortune and your family's fortune.